Clatford Amateur Dramatic Society
A daring robbery has taken place at Meddler's Top, but the thieves set off the alarms and need somewhere to stash the loot.
Sir Pingnet Threefall is having an affair with Miranda from the holiday camp, and they need to be discrete.
Harry Toxin is suffering from large-scale pilfering, a cash flow crisis and accusations of cruelty to donkeys.
In the middle of all this, there's a campaign to protect a nesting corncrake, and all the threads are converging at Giggly Halt railway station.